tdouche 

Combination of touche and douche

Person A: Your mother is a whore
Person Z: You mother is a legitimate prostitute
Person A: tdouche

tdouche by Person Z November 22, 2011

The Touch 

An amazing short film, made in an amazingly short amount of time with an amazingly low budget. Tells the story of Lucas, and his day running from a mysterious stranger known only as "The Touch". Made using pirated music so illegal to exhibet publicly, but several copies of the dvd are in circulation(mostly in the Toronto area). Honestly, if you get ahold of a copy, you are indeed a lucky one.

'oh my god, i just watched 'The Touch', and almost pissed myslef. I wish i knew those handsome men staring in it' - some chick.

The Touch by SlackerApathy September 13, 2005

Russian Touchdown 

The action of pouring Vadka into someone's butthole, setting it on fire, and proceeding to have sex with it.

I just gave my friend the best Russian Touchdown.

Russian Touchdown by Taint Lover December 22, 2015

Angels Touch 

When he touches your thigh and you suddenly realize you are sitting in a puddle.

He used his “Angels Touch” to take me home.

Angels Touch by OofandIoop June 16, 2019

light touch 

to violently thrust in the missionary position whilst flying through the air

the light touch is the ultimate fatality

light touch by freakynetizen December 25, 2007

Torcher 

Being subjected to someone's emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.

Person 1: Z morning zoo is GARBAGE!!!! And your prank phone calls aren't funny and they weren't funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! So get some new material!!!!!! I HATE U Z morning Zoo!!!! Elvis Duran may u die of gonaria and rot in hell!!!!

Person 2:Whoa Buddy why are you torchering me?

Torcher by MorchinLikeJimTorchen January 18, 2012

Touched by Jesus 

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

Touched by Jesus by Comero February 13, 2004