Russian Touchdown 

The action of pouring Vadka into someone's butthole, setting it on fire, and proceeding to have sex with it.

I just gave my friend the best Russian Touchdown.

Russian Touchdown by Taint Lover December 22, 2015

Angels Touch 

When he touches your thigh and you suddenly realize you are sitting in a puddle.

He used his “Angels Touch” to take me home.

Angels Touch by OofandIoop June 16, 2019

light touch 

to violently thrust in the missionary position whilst flying through the air

the light touch is the ultimate fatality

light touch by freakynetizen December 25, 2007

Torcher 

Being subjected to someone's emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.

Person 1: Z morning zoo is GARBAGE!!!! And your prank phone calls aren't funny and they weren't funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! So get some new material!!!!!! I HATE U Z morning Zoo!!!! Elvis Duran may u die of gonaria and rot in hell!!!!

Person 2:Whoa Buddy why are you torchering me?

Torcher by MorchinLikeJimTorchen January 18, 2012

Touched by Jesus 

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

Touched by Jesus by Comero February 13, 2004

Tucheansele  

pronounced touché) A response to any powerful statement. The statement can be a good answer to a question, a good comeback in a little insight fight, or something that you were just corrected on. is much more useable in conversation then the commonly known touché.

Steve: Dude they have different molar masses because they're isotopes.
Jim: Tucheansele , sir.

Tucheansele by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

Touchdown Jesus

A) A holier than thou fan of football
B) Someone who believes that everyone should win in football and you should never be upset if your team loses.
C) Person who thinks his favorite team, coach, player are above any reproach because of the jersey he/she wears.

I was talking smack with a rival team when some Touchdown Jesus said, "Hey don't be rude. They just lost a big game"

I posted online that I think they should cut/fire this guy after he cost us the game. The message board resident Touchdown Jesus disagrees and thinks the guy just had a bad day.

Touchdown Jesus by MLB Knights September 13, 2010