mayonnaise clown 🤡

A gay clown who smothers himself with semen.

The mayonnaise clown 🤡 loves rubbing semen on his chest.

Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face

Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.

by nuclear hobo September 1, 2019

Florida Meat Clown

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015

Insane Clown Posse

Insane clown posse is a duo music group from the 80s and 90s they make pretty good music and im fine with people who listen to it i hate how people call them fags like dud just shut up and let people enjoy their music

Some asshole:InNsande Clwone Possse eIs a bunch Of FuckIwist UWujHsn
Someone who just likes dark rock: bro fuck off
And this is a insane clown posse arguement

by Cimblow September 27, 2021

cyclops meat clown

another word for cock

won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?

by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

Ass Clown

A person called Fan. Who Lives somewhere on the eastern hemisphere...

Silly ass clown, what are you stick up your ass this time?

by Upyourbuttanddowntohell March 14, 2005

one round clown

A boyfriend who can only have sex once and then passes out shortly afterward. It could mean that he is too old, too drunk or he doesn't find you that attractive to have sex with you again.

Girl 1: Aww girl, me and my man did it ALL-NIGHT last night! He wouldn't stop. He went for five rounds!

Girl 2: You are so lucky! My man and I only did it once last night. He is a one round clown.

by cityguychicago February 17, 2010

Hung like a clown

To seemingly make sense at first but then, upon further scrutiny, to actually make no sense at all. Pure gibberish.

"Don't pay any attention to what Jimmy says; he's hung like a clown."

by Fred Funt December 8, 2021