DEAD TING

Someone who you hate or is a boring disrespectful cunt

Yo you still with Karen bruv
Nah g she a dead ting innit bruv

by Shoot321 July 7, 2019

Dead Memories

When Specific Memories trigger no Emotional Response when remembered....

For example:

"Remembering a Deceased Friend/Relative you were close with... But feel no Emotion when remembering them"

Friend #1 - I really miss when you were still dating your Ex Girlfriend man... You two were perfect for each other..

Friend #3 - all I have are dead memories about her...

by Etertert December 5, 2016

Dead Loot

Some one who is washed up and gets used by many people in a sexual way

I heard Haidar's aunt has banged many guys. I would not want to date her she is Dead Loot

by BRU10 February 23, 2023

dead jealous

When someone is jealous of the attention someone is receiving posthumously.

I don't see why everyone thinks MJ was so special?

C'mon man! He was amazing! You're just dead jealous.

by kernowtom November 27, 2010

dead girlfriend

When you're having sex and your girlfriend is quiet. No moans or squeals or anything.

Dude, I was fucking her last night, and she was a total dead girlfriend.

by donutcat January 8, 2016

Dead Jiffies

Abbreviated DJ: it stands for either Disc Jockey, or Dead Jiffies.

Person #1: Hey, hey dude, in scrabble, can I play acronyms? Like, you know, DJ?

Person #2: What does that stand for?

Person #1: You know, like, DJ for Disc Jockey, or, you know, DJ for Dead Jiffies.

by Jettskis July 6, 2010

dead patch

A patch of deadness

Look at that dead patch

by Lou27277 June 23, 2016