blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.

Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

Blue Waffle

Dont just don’t..

Random Kid: I searched up blue waffle, my life is now ruined…
Kid 2: me too..
Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!

by hatred makesmefeelbetter May 16, 2022

blue belly

A small lizard found in sunny areas. Adults have bright blue scales on their stomachs. Also called the western fence lizard.

I saw a blue belly on my last camping trip!

by newgnella June 12, 2018

etsy blue

Often described as aqua or teal. The color is popular on etsy and noteworthy on bridesmaids dresses and poorly painted dressers.

My wife will pay the $250 markup on this piece of furniture because it is etsy blue.

by James Island thriller July 5, 2016

Blue Poo

When you eat so much candy in one sitting that your shit is somehow blue

"Yo, Halloween night was crazy!"

"I know dude! I had so much candy I had a Blue Poo

by Lol_I_AteYourCat November 7, 2019

Too Blue

When someone feels like there “too good” or better than to do something.

*These people are the people you wanna stay away from they just be haters on everything you do*

“Jayda was too blue to wear clothes from the thrift store”

by jordynn r September 21, 2022

Blue Midnight

enough mixed substance to cripple, maybe even paralyze, as long as it looks blue

isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -

"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"

by blue midnight January 2, 2012