salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody

Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut

by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016

salty toothbrush

The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.

She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.

by fluffy finger puppet March 4, 2014

salty mcnasty

When you blow a load down a woman’s throat. The salty comes from the semen that is dripping down her throat.

I have Shanda a big ole salty Mcnasty last night.

by T-erection April 18, 2021

salty napkin

Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

by Young snaps July 5, 2017

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.

Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

Salty

Me

Wow, stop being so salty my guy

by Haunter10j January 21, 2018