The Left Can't Meme

"The Left Can't Meme" is a statement mocking how those who lean to the left on the political spectrum have biased and unfunny humor. Although mostly used by those who lean to the right on the political spectrum, it is increasing in use, even to those who are uninterested in politics.

The reasons for why people believe 'the left can't meme' vary. Most leftist memes are characterized by lack of a punchline (if there even tends to be one), mocking any opposing political party without reason (shown by their crude drawings of those who are on the right, as obese, gun-loving, and Trump-supporting), and lengthy reading time (with some even putting paragraphs into their memes).

Right-leaning Person: "The Left Can't Meme.. I see this becoming true as the days go by."

by boringpianos April 22, 2023

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

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"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"

by the when the February 27, 2021

i literally can't even

Usually a girl says it meaning they can but they don't want to or they are in shock or just can't belive somthing

Omg Becky look at this pic Jenny posted of me like I literally can't even I look so fat

by jc caylen is sexy as fuck October 24, 2015

you can't polish a turd

unconvincingly attempt to make an irreconcilably bad situation look good.

They're trying to portray the poor financial reports as positive, but you can't polish a turd.

by esmith512 April 21, 2007

Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.

2. any kind of come back.

3. A literary ejaculation

Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!

Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella

Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.

Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.

by BigDickPic4u April 3, 2015

Chandler T.

The bestest friend you could ever ask for! He's funny, sweet, comforting, cute, generous, and much more! Can talk to him about anything at all and he'll make upp something funny out of it. He's a great listener and would never ignore you or leave you in your time of need unless absolutely necessary. He will do anything to make you happy if you mean a lot to him.

"Heyy! Did you see that guy over there??"
"Yeah. He's always with that really hot girl."
"Well duhh. They're bestfriends."
"Ohh. He must be Chandler T."

by Aurora T<3 July 22, 2010

playa can't play

Also can be written as playacantplay

When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played

Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!

by vcpr2013 July 27, 2013