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cuban shower 

A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.

Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.

Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.
cuban shower by Delta II August 1, 2006
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tramp shower 

When there's no time to shower, or it's unavailable, just over-spray with deodrant.
"There's no time for a shower mate!!, just have a tramp shower!"
tramp shower by BinnDogg October 13, 2006

Utter Shower Of Cunts 

an absolute twat, or group of twats that think they are better or cooler than everybody else
"omfg look at that utter shower of cunts, they havent even got an apple tini"

African Shower 

The act of ejaculating onto your hand letting the jizz drip through the cracks between your fingers, letting it drip onto the girls face.
Janet: Hey did you take a shower today?

Heather: No but my boyfriend gave me an african shower last night.

sunshine shower 

when you and your girlfriend take a shower and she sings you are my sunsine to you.
dude that chick was so hot and after the movie we went home and took a sunshine shower

prison shower

Dude he house has a prison shower!
prison shower by Jack asshole January 27, 2016

baby shower 

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body
damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...
baby shower by DMasSC November 2, 2007