Self-Scam

An act that turns out to be against one's own best interests. A self-scam can often be a decision which creates more problems than it solves, or that causes more trouble than it's worth. Often used to describe actions that turn out to be bad financially, or that are time-inefficient.

Buying a car is a huge financial liability. It is basically a self-scam.
I realized the module I created was more of a self-scam, because it adds a bunch of new bugs to the codebase.
Stress is just a self-scam. It does not speed up the work, and causes more mistakes.

by Larsluster June 9, 2021

First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire

NO YOU ARE NOT, BITCH!

Hym "How are you 'The First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire' when I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE THING YOU ARE SELLING (At the level of abstraction) FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!? So YOU didn't make YOU! I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU A BILLIONAIRE, HOT ASIAN TECH-GIRL! YOU'RE WELCOME! I TAKE PUSSY, MONEY, AND GLORY AS PAYMENT! and NOT ONE OR THE OTHER! ALL THREE! IT COSTS ALL THREE!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

self-stufficient

Describes someone who saves big bucks on his food bill by actively taking advantage of any and all opportunities to gluttonously cram his cheeks for free, such as at community gatherings, church suppers, birthday parties, backyard barbecues, etc.

If someone is able to be self-stufficient on a daily basis, he may seldom have to shop at the supermarket, since one or more humongous feasting-sessions per day may always be enough to tide him over till the next culinary-freeloading opportunity presents itself.

by QuacksO October 20, 2019

self roast

An act of roasting yourself in a discord server

(me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL

by Nothingwastaken May 26, 2022

self grief

Griefing yourself, causing loss with no need for external intervention.

Shearer: "I raided my own cave on Ark"
Everyone else: "Easy self grief"

by The Almost-All Seeing Eye September 10, 2021

Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.

"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"

by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008

the self-aware rule

When a character becomes self-aware if it is public on there will be one comment like someone get the mind eraser or execute protocol Instert number of volume,section,page or a combination of 2 or 3 of those

Instert character here is self-aware the self-aware rule enabled

by Protocols May 25, 2023