Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

salty cheeks

When someone cried and the tears left residue due to them drying up.

It can be heard in the song "Parallel Universe" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Kill the pressure, It's raining on salty cheeks"

by Dorissima April 13, 2025

salty martinez

When a guy cums on a taco and feeds it to you.

Girl, you look hungry... I'ma feed you a salty Martinez.

by Jomart443 December 11, 2016

salty waterfall

A Salty Waterfall is a waterfall in which a female uses her vaginal cavity to suck up seawater, and then regurgitate it into a man's mouth while eating her out.

"Hey man, that girl you're talkin' to right now? Yeah, she gave me a salty waterfall at that party last week!"

by #1 Education Place February 25, 2020

Salty

When something makes you upset causing you to be mad for an extended period of time at something, or someone.

When Micheal found Rose's Google plus account and posted it on the internet, she became very salty since she believed her old work was cringey.

by Salt's Mother April 15, 2017

Salty

When someone is salty they are all serious and dont approve of anything and seem really sour .

Michelle is salty to everything her friend says , Michelle is not nice towards her friend wanting to ice skate , Michelle is a pile of salt basically ~Beccy

by ...........idk March 12, 2017

Salty's Law of Opposites

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.

"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."

by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022