dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.

"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland

squirrels by v_koshi May 7, 2022

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squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

squirrely old fuck by Flappy Dawg July 13, 2022

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Squirrely

Something you say when an event is weird, strange, funny, or normal. It is named after the animal squirrel.

I just got a hamburger, it was pretty squirrely.

Squirrely by ramzomiduke August 5, 2022

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