Ten Percent Rule

You must be 10% smarter than the equipment you are trying to operate.

Person #1: "Will you call maintenance and get the key? I've been pushing on this door for 5 minutes, and it is definitely locked!"
Person #2: Pulls door open and walks through, saying "Ten percent rule."

by MadScientist404 July 15, 2010

pure heart rule

When an action or question, usually directed towards a significant other, is done with the best intentions, there is little for which the one bringing forth the question can be faulted (in theory).

If I bring up how I don't like that my SO follows his ex on Instagram to him with the pure heart rule, I should be fine.

by Zeit_Verschwendung March 31, 2015

Australian Rules Football

The manliest of games on earth.

Australian Rules Football is manlier than American Football because it requires athletic ability (fat blokes can't stand in a line and grope one another all game).

Australian Rules Football is manlier than Rugby because you need skills other than passing a ball down a line while running forward.

by SailorJ September 28, 2009

Rule 25

In the event of damage caused to smoking devices, especially glass, (Bongs, Pipes, Bubblers, Steamrollers, etc.), The damager must pay for a new smoking device, and the first weed put into that smoking device.
No exceptions. Rule 22.

Man 1: ASSHOLE! You knocked over my bong!

Man 2: Rule 25, shitlick.

Asshole: Fuck.

by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr February 5, 2010

Ja Rule

A rapper who used to be good. Once put into mainstream America became a pop star.

Some one who acts hood, then pop, then when confronted about that, turns hood again.

Ja rule has lost his respect from the hood.

by KillahCam March 4, 2004

Rule 666-B

You've lost the GAME. No exceptions.

Rules Of The Internet.

A:Hey what's up?
B:Rule 666-B
*A leaves*

by Shadow53x May 25, 2010

7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

Should one player, play out an entire game and not pocket a single one of their own balls (excluding the white and/or eight ball) is concindered to have lost by seven balls. Thus resulting in that competitor having to drop their pants and make his way around the pub minus their own shorts.

7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

If (1st player) doesnt sink a single one of their own ball and (2nd player) pots all their balls (including eight ball so long thus ball hasnt been sunk already)

(1st player) must make his way around pub and or taven without their pants

by Australian Pub Pool Commity October 30, 2012