Rachel

The most unemployed person alive. She's super scared of job applications and only plays Minecraft or rocket league.

"Rachel when is the last time you showered?"
"Like fifty years ago"
"That's what I expected"

by Professor Thawne December 18, 2025

Nurse Rachael

(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.

Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.

Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.

by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011

a rachel

Pulling a 'Rachel' involves consuming enough alcohol to dissolve all moral values and exiting a party, only to re-enter, and plant a smooch on the first male figure in the room. Then, later actually fall in love with this lucky man and live happily ever after.

"She sure pulled a rachel last night, she lip-locked the first boy she saw--thankfully they married after"

by jklgfghfghbjknk October 27, 2013

hot rachet

A steamy tool to loosen nuts.

Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.

Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.

by tooturnttimmy January 4, 2014

sad rachet

for someone who is ugly, not cool or sad.

eww you sad rachet

by ohmeee March 20, 2016

shady rach

Another name for Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

Yo, Nathan. Beer me that Shady Rach.

by BoobieSmalls February 2, 2017

Cassie Rachel Keller

Someone who is extremely wack!

Man, Cassie Rachel Keller is so wack!

by Theboss_919 November 17, 2017