Hoe Paradox

The idea that if you care about hoes you don't get any, therefore the less you care the more you get.

He doesn't understand the hoe paradox

by hoemaker March 2, 2024

meatball parade

stuffing your dick into a girl's glory hole

"this meatball parade boutta get lit"

by meatballzz March 9, 2024

Boomers paradox

Simpler time when life was simultaneously hard and good.

My father used to beat me with a belt for changing the temperature on the thermostat.. ah good old days! - boomers paradox

by Thomas Payne March 15, 2024

Lawrencian Paradox

The act of committing a crime knowing full well you are in the wrong however, doing so regardless because of your addiction to committing said crime but eventually, when you are caught for the aforementioned crime you attempt to disparage the crime which leads to you believing the crime was justified despite formally understanding that that was not the case.

Adrian tried to disparage the acts committed against his Brazilian friend despite knowing that his actions were iniquitous; It seems he is trapped in the Lawrencian Paradox

by Adrian Lion March 20, 2024

Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.

I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!

by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024

Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

gank parade

Large group of tourists walking slowly (ganking) in a major urban area (e.g. midtown Manhattan).

The gank parade in Time Square made me late to work.

by better.worse.OK December 31, 2024