penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo

Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"

by carnette September 23, 2023

judes penis

Small tiny cock

He has not seen it it years

Luna said it was too small

Less than a centimeter

He’s also gay for penis

Judes penis non visible almost a blank spot

by Jakes massive dong April 11, 2019

nenis penis

a dumbass who pisses in class while the cam is on

nenis penis sucks

by whorerology xox March 7, 2021

penis spa

vagina

Its been a long day, I need to take a trip to the penis spa

by dxd2 May 31, 2018

volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano

For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis

by Abooooooi November 12, 2017

Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.

1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!

by Bro Jake March 24, 2023

Penis Cowboy

Somebody who rides the penis much like a cowboy rides his horse

Wow... look at tim cook... such a penis cowboy.

by TheFridgeMaster November 30, 2009