Necromancer

My alarm clock.

My alarm clock had to be trained to be a necromancer to awaken my dead body every morning.

by Ronnoc Yadim February 7, 2024

Necromancer

OHH NECROMANCER!?!?! PUT A SPELL ON MEE. WITH KISSES SO SWEET THEY ROT MY TEETH!! OOOOH NECROMANCER–WHY YOU SO FAR AWAY??? ANOTHER DAY ROLLS BY WITHOUT ME KISSIN YOUR FACEE!?!??!

Necromancer from Joy Again 2017 album Joy Again.

by AZAIIEAX November 17, 2023

NECROREAH

Necroreah- A sexually transmited disease that causes tissue of the genitals to become necrotic and fall off. There is only one eay transmission occurs and that is sexual intercourse with a corps that has been deceased for the minimum of one week. Transmission cannot be passed to a living partner.

I lost my cock from Necroreah, but i tell people that my dog bite it off when i tried to fuck its face. Telling them i have nocroreah would be to embarrassing

by anonymous November 22, 2023

necromaxxing

The art of digging up dead corpses with a friend and then gooning in their graves. Which then leads to a higher sense of self (Not to be confused with negromaxxing)

Yo gang, lets go necromaxxig.

I'm sorry to hear about the passing of your grandmother, if you ever need someone to go necromaxxing with, I'm here for you.

by necromaxxer February 21, 2024

Necromantik

When you introduce two friends and you start to get left out because they like each other better than they like you.
Based on the 1988 German horror film "Necromantik".

"Our friendship turned totally necromantik!"

by SaintofSwitchbladefights March 14, 2024

necromaxx

Necromaxx (verb): To "ascend" by having sex with a corpse. Aka lose one's virgin status by defiling a body.

Originated on incel forums April 1, 2024.

Incel forum discussion:
JasonVorheescel: the only way I can ascend is by necromaxxing.
Predatorcel: That's too far. Stick to loli anime brocel or escortmaxxing.

by EtymologyNut April 1, 2024

Necrornithophelia

The desire to beat off on a dead bird.

Elon Musk is the noted celebrity who invented necrornithophelia when he bought Twitter.

by SFLee April 4, 2024