Man talk

1. Talking between two male friends that would normally be classified as TMI.

Man talk can include (But is not limited to) penis size, intimate feelings/secrets, or phoebias/childhood.

2. Stuff men like.

This includes (but is not limtied to) tits, women, sex, cars, money, explosions, guns, and other manly memorabelia.

Jacob: I'm 17.5cm... down there.
Andrew: Really? I'm 16.5cm.
Jacob: This isn't awkward or strange at all, because we are good friends and have known each other for a good amount of time and will not lose respect for one another.
Andrew: This was totally a moment of Man Talk.

by BickerWasket October 25, 2009

Ip Man

A small Chinese man that had power that will never be obtained again. He practiced and was grandmaster of the Chinese martial art Wing Chun Kung Fu. Practitioners of Wing Chun seek his power everyday, but only a few are even close. Dojo Chattanooga is home to one of these men.

Jerry's chain punches are good, but he has a ways to go before he obtains the power of Ip Man.

by QVkR October 21, 2010

No Man's Land

The shitty moment when a male gets caught between cumming and edging while masturbating. It is extremely unpleasant and frustrating. You can't go again for the full sploosh and the semi orgasm is shit.

I was jerking off last night and got caught in no man's land, it sucked.

by gmail3355allright November 9, 2018

Best man

1) Noun: an acquaintance with whom you trust a five minute speech that could, potentially, ruin the rest of your life.

2) Antiquated expression used to delineate the "best swordsman" by your side as you kidnapped your "betrothed".

1) It would be an honor to be your Best man

2) Gather your Best man; we're off to find us wenches, er...wives!

by med3vil February 7, 2010

L mans

L man’s is to describe a persons actions towards a friend.

“Your and L mans for choosing to hang out with them instead of me.”

by A.dott November 19, 2021

man cheese

Man cheese is another name for smegma that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis which is not washed regularly.

"John was just so disgusting in the morning. I couldn't describe it, he was just man cheese."

"He smells like man cheese"

by Beta Eta Nick December 29, 2007

12th man

The 12th Man Tradition was started at Texas A&M in 1922 when the original 12th Man, E. King Gill, a football player turned basketball player, was notified that because of injuries, the team may need him to play. He had already agreed to help a reporter spot players from the Press Box. Added to that, was this was in the days before locker rooms, so he changed before the game and stood ready to play if injuries forced the situation. He wasn't needed, but a tradition was born. This is why at Texas A&M the crowd stands the entire game.

The 12th Man is ready to go today and screaming Gig 'em Aggies!

by Texsox April 8, 2006