john degs 

a fat piece of shit that wont stop talking about his buddy

john degs is fat

john degs by swagcow January 23, 2018

john gow 

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

john gow by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018

John'd 

When you get shot at school by an emo kid because you flirted with his ex-girlfriend.

Jimmy asked: Hey Cameron, why are you in the hospital? Cameron replied: "I talked to Cassandra and I got John'd".

John'd by Omgitseli October 9, 2018

John Barber 

The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.

Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”

John Barber by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018

John Fidge 

Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.

Today i played like John Fidge.

John Fidge by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018

John from church 

a guy named john from church

i am john from church

John from church by john from church February 13, 2019

john derick 

John Dericks are smart, funny, handsome, and the type of person who you want to be around. They would typically have a contagious laugh and can make you laugh just by being there. They love eating, spending time with loved ones, and having fun. John Dericks tend to speak before they think and may lead to them saying something that may offend you, or just may be a little dumb.

"Oh he's funny, his name must be John Derick"

john derick by anonymous152666 April 1, 2019