Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth

Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!

by anonymous November 26, 2023

Jerked Over

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.

"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"

by ohhoneohh November 2, 2017

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025

Art-jerking

When a rule 34 artist jerks off to his own art

“My guy, you be art-jerking to your own art so you can’t say anything”

by Startupedition October 1, 2023

Jerk hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.

Jack threw yet another school bully in the Jerk hole.

"Another one for the Jerk hole".

by jojofire12 February 1, 2018

Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.

Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off

by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015