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waking up Irish

When you wake up still drunk from the night before.
I must've been really drunk last night because I woke up Irish this morning.

Mary was tired of her husband waking up Irish so she shot him.

Don't get too drunk tonight, no one wants to wake up Irish.
by pseudonymouslyarriffic April 2, 2011
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Irish balloon

after having sex when you take the condom off you pour whiskey inside it then mix it up and pour it into the girls mouth.
-(frank) Hey kenny i gave sarah and irish balloon last night.
-(kenny)Frank your insane.
-(frank)yep.
by big ape October 15, 2010
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Irish Bandit

One loose hair trying to sneak through jeans or pants around the crotchal region and visible to others.

Deriving from the term "Irish Pennant". The term "Irish pennant" derives from the Royal Navy during the time of sailing ships. It was a loose or untidy end of a line. In Navy and Marine Corps parlance today, an Irish pennant is a loose thread on a uniform, for which you get gigged at inspection.
Hey Shannon...You've got a lil Irish bandit pokin' out there or something?
by Muscle Wu October 26, 2012
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Irish Aim

Ability to urinate and/or vomit without making a mess whilst intoxicated.
We learned Mike had Irish Aim after he puked up all that cheap wine without getting a drop on the floor.
by Mr Coffee Bear March 9, 2015
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irish steamboat

The act of riding an Irish cock and farting after you get off
Last night I gave your dad an Irish steamboat and now he won't talk to me
by alaskan fire donker April 25, 2016
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Irish potato sack

When a man punches himself in the testicles until they swell to more than twice their normal size and tea-bags a girl
Matt was so mad that he gave Cathy a Irish potato sack
by D-titty January 9, 2014
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Irish Gutbuster

A shot glass with a pinch of chewing tobacco (usually copenhagen or red man brand) placed in the bottom, then filled with whiskey. Called a gutbuster because of the fact that it takes a strong stomach to be able to refrain from vomiting.
Johnny threw a shot of Irish Gutbuster back and immediately threw up all over the bar.
by Nabb, the brandon December 9, 2011
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