the ceo of eating ass

the ceo of eating ass is Hussein. He is the god of eating ass. If you are about to get your ass eatin' or you are about eat ass, you should be praying to Hussein for a good session.

im worried because I didn't pray to the ceo of eating ass before i ate her ass, I might be in trouble.

by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019

eat you up

so cute you would eat it

bob "ohh your so cute i would eat you up"

Joe "dude your eating a dog and talking to it"

by Rawr206 December 21, 2008

death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.

I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.

by Playon September 4, 2006

eat your food

Not to be confused with being cut or sliced buck fifty, eat your food is a slang phrase meaning to be stabbed once or repeatly in anger with a shank, knife, filed toothbrush or any other sharp object with the intent to kill.

If I catch you looking at me like that again, I'm going to make you eat your food.

by Heist January 21, 2005

Good Eats

The worst show on the food network. Boring, Stupid, Unnecessary.

N:Did you see that episode of good eats last night?

L:No, I hate that show. It is just terrible.

by FCGB16 December 13, 2009

meat eating orchid

Invented by Kurdt Cobain when describing the Vagina- see {heart shaped box}

No wonder chicks are so pissed off all of the time, you would be too if you had someone putting the meat injection in your meat eating orchid all the time.

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

the worm-eating song

A song about a depressed little kid who eats worms

No one likes me,
Everyone hates me,
I'm goin' to the garden
To eat some worms
Tear off the rubbery parts,
Chew up the sticky part
And gulp down the gooey part...
Yum yum yum...I ate a worm!

by RatchetBoo June 11, 2006