When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room
by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.
Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.
Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.
by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger
Steve: "you're such a dong logger
by beatleeater October 3, 2010

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.
by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 7, 2019

This is a whimsical nickname for a man's dangly bits - known by many other names like penis, cock, pecker... but none are quite as enjoyable to say as DICKY DONG.
by Cat-thulhu April 1, 2025

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
by Urmun October 25, 2018
