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small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room
ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet
by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019
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Dong Haze

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.
Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.

Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011
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Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.
The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.
by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025
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dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.
Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger
by beatleeater October 3, 2010
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Dong Point

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.
''Dong that house for 500 dong points!'' ''Bro steal the candy bar ill give you 500 dong points.''
by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 7, 2019
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dicky dong

This is a whimsical nickname for a man's dangly bits - known by many other names like penis, cock, pecker... but none are quite as enjoyable to say as DICKY DONG.
His pants are so tight you can see the bulge of his dicky dong.
by Cat-thulhu April 1, 2025
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Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night
by Urmun October 25, 2018
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