by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024
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Get the crotch gromit mug.1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017
Get the Crotch Potatoe mug.Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”
by Rotten Johnny June 11, 2019
Get the Johnny rotten crotch mug.by 1666 February 23, 2018
Get the Crotch Held Device mug.A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
by Gargles June 14, 2017
Get the crotch chris mug.An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.
His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.
by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008
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