doublewide crotch

This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.

Damn man, she's way past moose knuckle! That's a doublewide crotch!

doublewide crotch by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023

human crotch rocket 

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

human crotch rocket by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

human crotch rocket 

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

human crotch rocket by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

human crotch rocket 

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

human crotch rocket by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

barbie crotch 

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.

I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.

barbie crotch by q359 July 24, 2023

crumby crotch 

When the sperm dry on yo dick and it comes of flakey

Destroy your Dick December got me havin that crumby crotch

crumby crotch by Beefcake2004 November 26, 2023

horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

horse crotch by unknown600000 July 1, 2024