When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.
I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot
by Crotch pilot September 14, 2018
Get the Crotch pilotmug. by D-Miller June 11, 2008
Get the Crimson crotchmug. by Beefcake2004 November 26, 2023
Get the crumby crotchmug. Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018
Get the crotch cricketmug. When the guys dick is so small it looks like he doesn't have a dick.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
It looks like he would have a Barbie crotch as they are flat and have no bulge.
by riggamorrris July 30, 2017
Get the Barbie Crotchmug. When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.
by q359 July 24, 2023
Get the barbie crotchmug. When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.
by HyperionYT July 13, 2015
Get the Crotch Rocketmug.