Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.
by myno April 5, 2015
Get the Foreskin Cookie mug.queeffartvaginapussyair noun. Another name for Queef. More polite and child like, it portrays an image of air escaping from that majical place between a girl's legs which is velvety to the touch.
by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008
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Whiny expletive used in desperation when all the reasons to enjoy one's job or situation appear to have been taken away from you by a manager or supervisor in a overbearing exercise of 'parental control'.
Super: So, you'll deal only with Tough Love Inc, Bastard Enterprises and You're Screwed Airline from now on and I'll take on the two new accounts of Tropical Island Bikini's and Lush Paradise Landscapes - OK?
Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
by Philbee September 8, 2008
Get the Where's my cookie? mug.As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.
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Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!
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Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!
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Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!
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Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!
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Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011
Get the That's the way the cookie crumbles mug.A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid. Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.
Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from work before the street lights come on. He said he might be late because he had to brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!
by The one fitter January 8, 2012
Get the Cookie mug.A male-based game in which a cookie is placed centered between a circle of 5-10 males. The men then have a contest to see who ejaculates last onto the cookie. The sorry soldier who spunks last must eat the cookie.
by Perro Grande January 9, 2004
Get the wet cookie mug.When one actually "tosses their cookies" and a full, undigested cookie comes out: a vomit cookie is created. The victim is obligated to eat the cookie by an unspoken oath, due to the extreme paradox of the situation. It is collectively undecided as to whether or not it is actually desirable to create a vomit cookie.
Steve was particularly dismayed when he tossed out a real vomit cookie. He regretted it severely, although he was kind of impressed at the same time.
by Tommyboy783928 March 16, 2008
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