chosey 

picky, stubborn, all up in that, particular, the act of being overly decisive

It ain't matter, I ain't chosey.

chosey by Matt Skopek September 30, 2007

Leafy clone 

The term “leafy clone” is a slur used against commentary Youtubers.

It originated in the year 2016. When a popular YouTuber known as “leafy is here“ blew up. The term was used against many people who made that style of content.

“Dumpy is a leafy clone”

“ scorpyvzn is a leafy clone”

“Cyrus is a leafy clone”

Leafy clone by Commentary heads May 4, 2022

Closet Peacock

A person who is constantly advertising and praising his/her self by indirect means.

(Origin: "The Mind-Body Problem" by Rebecca Goldstein.)

She's an example of the more obnoxious sort of peacock: a closet peacock. Once you get the dictionary to her private language, you understand that everything she says translates into self-praise.

... Right now, she was complaining to me about the ENORMOUS size of her classes and her need to procure a second graduate student to help with the grading. Translation: "I'm such a POPULAR teacher."

(Mind-Body Problem, p. 236)

Closet Peacock by PaleBlueYacht April 21, 2011

closet game 

A scandal involving intoxicated and/or horny losers who sit in a dark closet and touch each other. The game is played by each participant starting out in a corner of a small closet with the lights off. Each player counts to a previously agreed upon number and then slithers stealthily like a black belted ninja into a secret special spot within the closet. Then each player reaches out and feels for the nearest body part. All the participants take turns calling out which appendage they are touching and who it belongs to. The goal is to touch boobies or peni. The end. Good luck go getters!

Tiffany: Hi Mason, lets go play the closet game and make babies. Touch me Mason, touch me!

Mason: *turns off light* are you ready, Tiffany?

Tiffany: Yes. I'm ready. Take me as I am.

Mason: What are you?

Tiffany: A small whale. But that is why we turn off the lights. Touch me. I'm throbbing with passion. Touch me! Push my love button.

closet game by Lakweefa March 4, 2009

star wars clone wars 

It's all Yoda can say.

Yoda: "Star Wars Clones Wars"

star wars clone wars by Comma May 8, 2005

Closet Cheater 

People that want to be good at a game so they have to cheat in order to get somewhere cause they suck ass without cheating.

"Zuiy you are such a closet cheater bro" "I have not cheated ever since ive been in the game"

Closet Cheater by OppZone August 30, 2017

closer 

Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.

closer by Eddy S. October 30, 2007