bush crazies

The non-medically defined syndrome which results from spending long periods of time in great isolation (such as in a work camp in a remote location).

Since the majority of personnel in said camps are generally male, and thus there is a lack of female presence, males tend to long for sexual relations, resulting in frequent use of very crude and lude jokes and sexual innuendos.

People displaying the bush crazies may also think that everything is funny, be very irritable, and act very immature (associated with the fact that they find everything funny).

The symptoms tend to overlap with those of cabin fever, except for "feeling the need to go outside frequently" since workers tend to spend long hours outside performing various types of physically demanding labour.

After spending a 6 week period in the remote Selwyn Mountains of the Yukon, Johnny developed an extreme case of the bush crazies.

by da-unit August 10, 2009

Shwoogle Bushing

The act of nutting on a womens bush and then using the remnants to shave her bald.

Sorry I was late. I was shwoogle Bushing my girlfriend late last night and she began to chafe.

by Dr. Bongos April 28, 2010

Thorn Bush

when you take you dick and have the girl put her fingernails on your dick and cuts it up. But she has to have a bush

That girl gave me a Thorn Bush last night

by bakahaka March 6, 2010

bush spit

The act of blowing one's nose without a handkerchief or tissue. It usually involves holding one nostril closed with one's forefinger, and exhaling quickly to expel any snot from the other nostril. Also known as Nebraska hanky

I was walking in the bush the other day and dust had clogged my nose up. I didn't have a tissue, so did a bush spit onto the ground.

by Tex01 December 19, 2007

bush truffel

A turd that has been burried in a shallow grave. This method is often used by people that have been caught short when there is no "long drop" or other amenities available.

What's that on your foot mate? Looks like you stood in a bush truffel.

by UTBNB October 3, 2007

Soggy Bushing

You cum in a girls bush then lick it off

Hey , you want a soggy bushing?

Sure , whats that?

I'll have to show you . :p

by Mstr-Bates March 30, 2009

bush berry

any type of genital parasite and or some type of communicable disease received from having sex with a girl who has a dirty cooch.

bush berry: "dude that girl is so hot you need to hit that shit!"
"hell no i heard she got bush berries"

"hey i just found out that i have bush berries so you might want to get checked out"
"DAMNIT you gave me the bush berries!"

by steve da pirate April 5, 2009