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Let’s Go Brandon

An invitation between two men to, typically clandestinely, perform oral sex on each other in a corvette parked in a garage in Delaware while reading classified documents.
“Hey Hunter, at halftime, let’s go Brandon.”

“Ok, but this time don’t forget to let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”
by Bidentoucheskids February 8, 2024
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brandon henderson

A man who preaches the Gospel for money, not for God, while using his position to prey upon naive women to satisfy his sex addiction. Man whore

Beware this false prophet as he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing that will destroy families, marriages and anything else that satisfies his narcissistic personality. He has no shame or remorse rather gaslights and manipulates you to believe more lies.
Brandon Henderson is the sales manager for NRS Trailers and gave deals to his female sales rep for sexual kickbacks.
by HonestEngine May 9, 2018
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Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon simps for patience
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Bill: Hey Brandon can I get some help.
Brandon: No.
by The little Bat July 15, 2022
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Brandon Daily

Usually a person who works at a school. People will often think he is someone who only jokes around but in reality he is a real and genuine person who often will put their time up to help people who he thinks is worthy of his assistance.
Friend: Yo who is that new funny teacher?
You: Thats Brandon Daily!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
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Brandon is a guy that when you look into his eyes, the world around you stops. His beautiful smile will brighten up even your darkest day, and you love him for that. You feel like he's the perfect one for you, and that you've won the lottery. But, you're also confused on what he feels. Does he reciprocate the feelings? Is he just saying things to make me feel better? Brandon calls you beautiful, and might even be the first person to genuinely tell you this. You stay up thinking about him, and what could possibly be. He always shows a smile, no matter how hard his life is, and you look up to that. You feel like you want to just take him out on his day off from work, and help him relax more.

Brandon is a hard worker, and is very good at his job. He helps is clients and customers with the utmost care and respect, and never is sour to them. Sometimes you feel that he might work too hard, and maybe that's true, but try and ask him about his day (:
Person A: Girl who is that?
Person B: Oh, its Brandon, we met a while back
Person A: OOoOOOoOOOOHH
by blueberryblu November 21, 2023
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Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.
Person 1: is that Brandon?
Person 2: He served!
by Frank is awesome November 20, 2023
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