Boy who thinks he's a metal God.
Thinks he is all knowing musically. Will commonly argue on social networking sites about how 'core is the worst thing to happen to music ever'.
Usually has piercings, wears big black boots and is a stoner.
Normally found in attics with his scene girlfriend.
Thinks he is all knowing musically. Will commonly argue on social networking sites about how 'core is the worst thing to happen to music ever'.
Usually has piercings, wears big black boots and is a stoner.
Normally found in attics with his scene girlfriend.
by Pukkablues May 6, 2013
Get the Brant mug.1. Pretty boring town
2. Town with pretty good sports teams
3. Mostly Harmless
4. Has some pretty cool people
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2. Town with pretty good sports teams
3. Mostly Harmless
4. Has some pretty cool people
5. Go Hornets
by Golod May 1, 2005
Get the Branford, CT mug.A boy that is so swole he has to re-sew the button on his Oxford collared shirt so his muscular neck will fit. He has many other muscular body parts too, such as his giant dick.
Did you see Brandon's bulging neck muscles? I bet he had to re-sew that button on his Oxford shirt so it would fit!
by babykd January 10, 2012
Get the Brandon mug.A loving and caring guy. He accepts anything the woman has to offer. He is an amazing boyfriend and can carry a long relationship. The sex life is great and so is he.
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Get the Brandon mug.1. Quite possibly one of the most prestigious man to walk on the face of the earth.
2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women.
3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.
4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky.
5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming.
6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to.
7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.
2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women.
3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.
4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky.
5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming.
6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to.
7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.
Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"
by Burritos11 June 22, 2016
Get the Brandon mug.A girl who only wears brandy melville and sometimes garage, usually lives in vancouver, and defines herself as "not like other girls". she won't wear lulus because that's exactly the sort of thing a "basic white girl" would wear, the only pants she owns other than brandy melville sweats and mom jeans are her one size too small nike pros for when she tries out for the volleyball team for the millionth time. At least she gives off crackhead enery.
person 1: bruh shes so basic
person 2: ik but there is something different about her
person 3: the way the wears low necked shirts even though she as no tits...
person 1: is that a brandy melville tag
person 2: oh shit it all makes sense now, she's a
everyone: brandy girl!
person 2: ik but there is something different about her
person 3: the way the wears low necked shirts even though she as no tits...
person 1: is that a brandy melville tag
person 2: oh shit it all makes sense now, she's a
everyone: brandy girl!
by W3t_cOndoM May 15, 2020
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A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.
A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.
by JoJo July 20, 2004
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