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Rhino Baby

Derogatory slang for an excessively obese woman.
Dude, check out that rhino baby.
by Zap Rowsdower September 26, 2007
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Baby Punt

When you grab a child by the ears and swing them between your legs and release your grip at max velocity, sending the child flying in the air. While you wait for the baby to come down, you crack a cold one with the boys . Once the baby gets close to the ground, you punt it towards your neighbors dog house.
GOD!!! Cindy's kid was being so annoyed that I Baby Punted him
by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019
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Jerk Baby

Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.
That guy over there is such a jerk baby.
by Wibly October 22, 2008
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Chubby Baby

When one looks at another's baby photos, they will notice the baby will look fat, so one would say "you were one chubby baby!"
Mike: These were my baby pictures.
Girlfriend: Wow, you were one chubby baby...
by fatcow August 11, 2012
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baby brainwashing

The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.

Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.
Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!

I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!
by Leafarzarian June 25, 2009
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Baby Guinness

A shot comprised of 1/2 Baileys or other similar irish cream liquer and Tia Maria or some other coffee liquer, presented in a layered effect to resemble a Guinness.

Pour in half a shotglass of coffee liquer of your choice, then pour the Baileys over a spoon onto the coffee liquer so it rests neatly on top, to resemble the foam head of the Guinness.
"I want another Baby Guinness shot, theyre awesome!
by Donut! February 19, 2009
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dehydrated babies

Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.
We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.
by Formaldehyde June 17, 2008
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