Dirty Bacon

Term used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a girl during her time of the month.

"Damn, that guy Danny that works for the lawnmower company... he left me hangin on our study night to go eat some dirty bacon! What a spaz!"

by daileyml April 26, 2007

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beatoff balcony

what happens when you have two people cocoeding a room and one is higher up than the other well they peer down and beatoff

hey man want to split the cost on this room i really want that beatoff balcony to enjoy watching you sleep

by refuse to poofread February 11, 2012

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Baconize

The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.

I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.

by Varatil May 6, 2007

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baconness

Synonym for the word "awesomeness" or "awesome"

This food is baconness!
Barney Stinson is baconness...

by Jethed January 20, 2011

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The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.

Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.

by rumpunchtweaker45 July 20, 2011

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