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baby brainwashing

The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.

Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.
Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!

I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!
by Leafarzarian June 25, 2009
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baby stones

The dried-out, hardened remains of sperm that collects, along with hair and dirt, at the bottom of the bath drain. Depending on how many males in your household that partake in masturbation while bathing, enough "stones" can be built up to prevent adequate drainage in as little as one week. Baby stones can also be found in sink drains.
"Today I had to clean out the bath drain, there were enough baby stones in there to choke a donkey."
by UzleeSee January 24, 2008
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Rhino Baby

Derogatory slang for an excessively obese woman.
Dude, check out that rhino baby.
by Zap Rowsdower September 26, 2007
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dehydrated babies

Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.
We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.
by Formaldehyde June 17, 2008
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Baby Eagle

A pistol with excellent fire power. Available in 3 calibers, ideal for small-hand shooters, and all are black and made of steel except the ones with polymer frames.
My homie just got a new baby eagle.
by Shortie008 October 4, 2008
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Baby Guinness

A shot comprised of 1/2 Baileys or other similar irish cream liquer and Tia Maria or some other coffee liquer, presented in a layered effect to resemble a Guinness.

Pour in half a shotglass of coffee liquer of your choice, then pour the Baileys over a spoon onto the coffee liquer so it rests neatly on top, to resemble the foam head of the Guinness.
"I want another Baby Guinness shot, theyre awesome!
by Donut! February 19, 2009
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painted baby

A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.
That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out

Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!
by Sue Pirnova March 25, 2009
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