Anal Jouster 

Anal Jouster (n) Anal Jousting - 1. The act of furiously and repetitively thrusting or 'jousting' a penis, or other similar object into the ass.

1 - You, my good sir, are a cum guzzling anal jouster.

Anal Jouster by Hapanam January 5, 2009

Anal Delight

The slang term for an anal cream pie, referancing the english treat Angel Delight.

"Damn that porn was so good, it was like anal delight."

Anal Delight by Pseudopseudonym April 28, 2009

anal bitches 

angry women who partake in the act of anal sex while screaming profanities at the top of there lungs.

dude! your moms were such anal bitches, when i pulled out they screamed" it hurts so good you cock sucking, fuckhole!!!!!!!

anal bitches by sunck January 2, 2010

anal sucker

1. a person having anal sex for the partener's pleasure and willing to eat even craps;
2. a person or organization, eg, mass medium, flattering a specific political party or class to veil the truth;

a: did you see abc news last night?
b: wtf?
a: they showed the interview with the fundamentalists supporting the iraq war just after showing mr dubya's announcement.
b: that idiot's an anal sucker for the christian fundamentalists.

anal sucker by akiyama yoshihiro March 15, 2010

anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.

As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.

anal dilatation test by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010

anal destiny 

What is to become of one's anus. Determined by the dominant person(s).

Used to strike fear in those below you or to seduce those above you.
People with daddy issues don't like to be in control of their anal destiny.

Batman: "Your anal destiny is in my hands, Robin."

anal destiny by Tōbi the Shībe January 19, 2014

Anal Volcano

The result of eating and digesting a ghost chilli while suffering from diarrhea. You have been warned.

Mate, you should have heard him in the bathroom. Talk about one hell of an Anal Volcano!

Anal Volcano by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015