Dirty tom

A gay person who loves dick and likes it in his mouth and ass

Tom was walking down the street and saw two guys he did the dirty tom

by Ghbb April 19, 2020

bob and tom

Morning Talk Show guys. Stupid as Hell.

All I need in the am is the Bob and Tom show and half a capsule of cyanide.

by Gaylen Young February 11, 2009

tom daley

faggot who does diving or some shit. mostly knowen for backdoor diving

did you see that tom daley in the olympics

by tom__daley December 3, 2013

Tom's List

Tom's List is a gang.

Jack: Who's list should we use at next and bang?
Mike: Well, if you want look cool you should use Tom's List.
Jack: What if I don't want to look cool?
Mike: Then use Scooter's List.
Jack: Nuh, fuck that guy. I'm going to use Tom's List.

by magmar January 9, 2009

Tom Mon

A man with a small penis-------------------------**
A man without a badongis------------------------**
The name of a kid with a small weiner----------**
A homosexual--------------------------------------**
You call someone this if they seem to be gay---**
He likes buttsecks like a monster-----------------**
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This guy is a serious Tom Mon because he had buttsecks with his bike last night.

by Cock-a-doodle-weiner-boner November 3, 2010

master tom

a boy who enjoys thoughts of other boys

man you're such a master tom!

by Chrissy3546463 September 6, 2006

Tom Brandon

An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.

Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.

Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?

Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!

by TheAngryPirate June 9, 2012