d-day

Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.

FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!

Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!

Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.

Canada rules!

I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.

by Jordan January 07, 2004

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D-Squad

'Development Squad for up and coming talent' (girls around 17-18 years old who you know will be hot in a few years)

Shane - 'Damn look at that wetser'

Daire - 'She's definitely in the D-Squad'

by ddollie May 14, 2011

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d-day

To everyone with negative things to say about d-day: how about you show some fucking respect for the people who fought and died there. They are the reason you have many of the freedoms you enjoy, so shut the fuck up and show some appreciation.

Liberal assclowns have no reverence for those who have fought and died to maintain the blanket of freedom under which they sleep at night.

by Aaron December 08, 2003

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D in P

Means Dick in Pussy. Can be expressed as a percentage or ratio.

J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.

Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.

by Drew Christx April 09, 2007

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D-Money

Many people have long wondered, what exactly is a D-Money? Well basically a D-Money is a guy who doesn't really take life too seriously & is an ultra gash magnet. Not to be confused with the lesser 'Dmoney Drama' this nigga would do just about anything for his homies, including using a UAV so others can get a nuke; he is just an all round team player. The key to becoming a D-Money lies in the power of manipulating females, often resulting in the efficient production of sandwiches and/or hot bubble baths.

D-Money: Yo girl, make me that sammich then hit me up with a nice hot bubble bath.
Random hot girl: Sure, you want cheese and coleslaw?
D-Money: Hoe I asked for a sammich not salad.
Random hot girl: My bad.
D-Money: Be quick with the bath too, I need to go catch a 2 peice.

by BilalV2 August 01, 2011

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