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getting beard

When a guy goes down on a girl.
by ALol April 5, 2015
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The Bearded Dragon

A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.
Dave used the Bearded dragon move on her

Dave bearded dragooned her and she nearly shat herself
by sexybeardyman August 10, 2022
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travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.
How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.
by brazzzzer May 16, 2017
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Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.
Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.
by Adzybrah October 17, 2017
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Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
by Miko22 December 28, 2020
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Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.
That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.
by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019
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Beards

A man and a woman are both gay but they act as if they are a couple to cover up their true selves.
I know you are gay, we should be beards to cover everything up, ya know
by BM10 January 26, 2022
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