Banana in pajamas

The act of getting a boner in your pajamas.

George: Hey did you see Conner?
Michael: yeah he has a huge banana in pajamas!
Conner: Hey sexy (rubs cock).

by That bloke?!?! September 18, 2011

The greased banana

The guy dips his wiener in car grease and fucks his girlfriend with it and then she performs oral sex

Dude my girlfriend was really wanting the greased banana so I gave it to her

by Turtle lover1996 March 12, 2014

squishy banana

When your penis is exceptionally flaccid.

"My Morningwood turned into a squishy banana after I took a pee."

by Cum Pump January 19, 2016

banana milkshake

get some milk and bananas and blend it in a blender and you will get banana milkshake

ey, bro want some banana milkshake?
sure

by HuboDK October 2, 2019

Banana monarchy

An example of the Banana Republic" but for a country with a monarch as head of state. Britian is a prime example of this as leave the EU trading bloc and falling standards of living and its failure to protect its population from the covid pandemic while claiming world class action

Oh , England is not part of Europe, they don't want a banana monarchy over there

by Practically perfect January 2, 2021

Red banana

A red banana is where a man sticks his dick in a woman's vagina while she's on her period and when he pulls out his dick stains red

He pulled out to see he had a red banana

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Banana split

When you jerk two people off with one hand

That’s a nice banana split

by cheese gen December 16, 2017