When a pinetree (derived from the word pine and tree) is exceedingly sad and therefore dying (not to be confused with wilting and death)
by Aaagghhhg October 23, 2018

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location
Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.
by Drakenology January 20, 2021

by maddmann April 17, 2009

A person who unintentionally paralyzes someone due to they’re dysfunctional behavior. Consumed by the fact that all the money in the world wouldn’t change the fact that person crippled a man that gave him life.
by Kolltroll November 23, 2021

by hubert668gd October 5, 2021

by Poetry Robot June 8, 2018
