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zuckerberg

to promise someone that you'll keep their secrets, then share them later when it suits your purposes.
Joe promised Jill he wouldn't tell her I hit on Sarah, but he totally zuckerberged me when he thought it might give him a chance with her.
by Bookfaced May 13, 2010
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Zuckerberg's Law

If they could have done it, they would have done it.
Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg
by Bilak1964 September 27, 2011
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zuckerburged

The process or act of having a legitimate weblink, especially peer-reviewed medical literature (Pubmed), marked as "spam" on social media instantly by the social media platform. Appropriately named to illustrate the cause and effect of bowing to pressure to curb fake news. Most commonly occurs when attempting to disseminate information that counters mainstream/ pharma beliefs.
I tried to respond to his post with a link to the science, but I was zuckerburged.
by truthdoc182 January 30, 2018
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Zuckerbot

Zuckerbot is a nickname for Mark Zuckerberg after his speech to the senate this was said because Zuckerberg was very robot like while talking to the senate.
Did you see Zuckerbot's speech?

Zuckerbot is gathering our information
by A random memer person May 30, 2018
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Zuckerberged

One who steals a close friend's idea, and takes full credit for the brilliant idea.
Friend 1: Dude did you hear?
Friend 2: No dude, what's up?
Friend 1: Well, Paul zuckerberged me?
Friend 2: Damn dude, that's fucked up.
by Capt. Clam October 19, 2010
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Mark Zuckerberg

It's good to be the king, bitch!

(as stated on Mark Zuckerberg's business card)
by A humble subject November 26, 2010
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zuckerberg

verb, zuckerberg, zuckerberg'd, zuckerberg·ing, noun
–verb (used with object)

1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force: A pickpocket zuckerberg'd his watch.

2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.

3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance: He zuckerberg'd my girlfriend.

4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.)

–verb (used without object)

to commit or practice theft.

to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved

–noun

Informal . an act of stealing; theft.

Origin: Based on Mark Zuckerberg, the owner of Facebook social network and his shady business practices. Termed coined 1/19/11 by DCC & JG

Related Forms: zukerberg-able, zuckerberg-ing, zuckerberg'd, zuckerberg-ization
He got zuckerberg'd by his former business partner.

This contract should prevent any zuckerbergization in this business transaction.

Don't try to zuckerberg me.
by Sienna Jades January 21, 2011
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