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Zombie Blunt

A blunt created when cracking old roaches in your blunt graveyard. The resulting blunt smells and will fuck you up, just like a zombie.
Naw man, ain't got no money; had to roll a zombie blunt today nigga.
by Cornbread215 July 7, 2010
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Zombie Gas

Pronounced Zom-bee Gas

-noun

1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, or incapacitate another human being.

2) Taking a shit during the day, quite possibly at the office, that is so powerful that it has the ability to overpower the powered air vent in most restrooms and escape into the open air. Note: Zombie gas is not to be confused with ninja gas which has similar properties but lacks the raw power of Zombie Gas.
"Damn, Brad went and dropped an H bomb in the toliet again, avoid that 1/2 of the office its contaminated with Zombie Gas.

"wtf did you eat tav? boiled eggs? Your zombie gas is melting my lungs"
by JeffJohnson440 December 1, 2007
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zombiephilia

<n> the obsession or obsessed with fucking zombies.
Erotic attraction to zombies
My boyfriend got zombiephilia after he saw that Jessica Beil was a zombie
by zombie-chick October 11, 2009
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Zombine

The zombified combine opponent in the popular addition "Episode 1" to the game Half Life 2.

The word was coined by Alex Vance by adding the words Zombie and Combine together.
"Haha, it's a Zombine! Get it? Ehhhhh"
by TheAntiCrust November 10, 2006
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Zombaby

A baby literally born without a brain. It twitches and spasms like a zombie.
Have you seen that article about Myah Walker and her zombaby?
by SARules April 30, 2009
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Nazi Zombie

A post or pre world war Nazi having defining quantitative properties of that or like zombie. Commonly associated with a revenge to kill everything living including Jews and Blacks. Is also one of the most deadly types of Nazis and has been known to rise from the dead.
"Oh my god Jeff, is that a Nazi Zombie digging it's way out of the ground!" We better run before it eats are brain out.
by Bill Franklin the Third January 21, 2009
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Zombiosis

Zombiosis is the process of becoming a zombie. Zombiosis usually involves death in one of the following ways, though not exclusively:

1.a-The individual dies and rises again as a zombie through coincidental means such as proximity to a biological lab or meaningful date (Halloween, midnight, etc).
b-The individual dies and is resurrected as a zombie by a shaman, scientist or other meaningful (though usually malicious) individual.
c-The individual rises for purposes of plot and/or action in a larger story.
2. The individual dies of natural causes, but was posthumously infected and rises as a zombie.
3.a-The individual dies of the infection itself and rises as a zombie.
b-In some cases, the infection never kills the individual (see 28 days later).

A fourth and irregular clause is if the individual is born as a zombie, usually due to an infection of the mother (see Dawn of the Dead).

In order to distinguish zombies from other varieties of active dead they must have corporeal bodies and must be human. In some incidences animals have been infected (see Dawn of the Dead), though these can't be considered true zombies. There is much debate over whether or not a zombie has to have completely died for the zombiosis to have taken effect, though in such films as 28 Days Later the individuals were described as 'filled with rage'. In modern horror movies, mentioning the 'Z' word is considered by some a faux pas.

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See also: zombie, undead, living dead, zombiology, zombification, zombified,
'Joel was unable to speak as zombiosis took hold of him.'
by Dr. Prion, Ph.D September 18, 2008
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