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Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.
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One of the rating levels in the rating website "Rotten Tomatoes".
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above
Person 1: hey have you seen that new lion king movie yet? I think its great
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism
Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect
Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism
Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect
Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.
by the_isa September 2, 2019
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I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!
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Get the Certified Frieza Moment mug.Zerified is a word used to describe a sexual act, one so filthy it has no present tense as those participating would rather not speak.
It involves cigarette burning, and using the tears as lubrication while smashing the back doors in. The rest is unknown.
being "zerified" is so filthy that even scrubing with wire brush cannot scrape away the inhuman scarring left on your soul.
It involves cigarette burning, and using the tears as lubrication while smashing the back doors in. The rest is unknown.
being "zerified" is so filthy that even scrubing with wire brush cannot scrape away the inhuman scarring left on your soul.
by IrwellDweller June 13, 2011
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since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.
NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.
NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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