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big man certified

When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything
Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.
by Colt Isham July 7, 2008
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Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.
Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.
by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011
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Certified Fresh

One of the rating levels in the rating website "Rotten Tomatoes".
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above
Person 1: hey have you seen that new lion king movie yet? I think its great
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism

Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect

Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.
by the_isa September 2, 2019
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certified idiot

a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.
I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!
by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 29, 2020
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Certified Frieza Moment

A certified Frieza moment is when, you conquer a group of people, a nation, a world, or a universe. Its a example of taking the W
“Yo, I heard you conquered the southern galaxy, thats a Certified Frieza moment”
by Friezasagamerngl June 20, 2022
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Zerified

Zerified is a word used to describe a sexual act, one so filthy it has no present tense as those participating would rather not speak.

It involves cigarette burning, and using the tears as lubrication while smashing the back doors in. The rest is unknown.

being "zerified" is so filthy that even scrubing with wire brush cannot scrape away the inhuman scarring left on your soul.
You love, have just been... ZERIFIED
by IrwellDweller June 13, 2011
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Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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