zoophile validation

propaganda that isn't real, false, fake, nothing, wake up to reality
welcome to earth
zoophiles deserves to burn

damn zoofags

skinwalker that went on twitter and thought that zoophile validation was a human thing: "zoophile validation!"
human being: what ew no lol zoofag that isnt real
confused skinwalker: wait what
human being: yeah zoophiles bad they are bitches
skinwalker: the fuck
human being: what the-
skinwalker: nah dawg i dont even wanna try and be human anymore what the fuck💀

by major clog🤓 May 24, 2023

tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014

Cosmic Pedophile

A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).

"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"

by BigSchlong Pseudonym December 15, 2016

osu pedophile

Osu pp farmers that usually play maps with very suggestive backgrounds, not all of them are osu pedophiles though

CookieZi wannabe #1: yoo i jus fc'd haitai
CookieZi wannabe #2: Ok osu pedophile

by ZZephyus September 6, 2021

Artificial Pedophile

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.

The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.

by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021

Ethical pedophile

A type of pedophile, who has all the same tendencies as a regular pedophile, however they wait until their prey is of the age of consent.

Usually operating in counties where the age of consent is significantly lower than others.

He had the desire to have sex with children, so he booked a one way flight to Nigeria, gotta love those ethical pedophiles

by chickenlips11 February 7, 2023

Zoophile

A disgusting pervert you is sexually attracted to animals and gets turned on watching beasters. Please keep your pets far away from them because they are extremely dangerous and pent up.

"I'm sexually attracted to dogs"

"Thats disgusting"
"No its not sexual orientation, I'm a zoophile"
"FBI open up"

by Catraisfruity September 28, 2021