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Zak

Zak is one of the funniest guys you will meet, he is normally very short and pale has brown or ginger hair he may feel intimidated by taller people and has one friend he is always competing with, Zaks normally hang out with smaller groups he is normally very creative and likes to draw things to make his friends laugh but sometimes zak needs help as he often feels that he isn't liked. Zak normally has enemies with certain people such as "Wendys" "Jessies" "Harrys" "Davids" "Daniels" "Olivers". Zak is also somewhat sporty and hates jokes, he often likes to be alone sometimes as it makes him feel better

If this sounds like your Zak your lucky, and make the most of him
Oh hello "Zakary" how are you today?
"Zakary" what are you doing!
Oh that belongs to "Zakary"
by RainbowBoi November 26, 2019
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pulling a zak

An Instance where a boy scares away a girl by walking up and asking if she wants to hear you play bass
Guy: hey wanna see me play bass?
Girl: are you seriously pulling a Zak right now?
by BadassNinjaPirate April 16, 2019
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Zak

Useless and like sausage fest. Is totally not gay, but like to suck cock chicken. Like underage girls and is addicted to hentai. Likes being drilled and white stuff that comes out of cucumbers.
Zak likes your big sausage.
by dasjdnaoisdn May 31, 2019
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Zak kozak

An extremely dashing and handsome individual that admins a meme page on instagram
"Hey have you seen @potato_powered_rocket_nips meme page I hear Zak kozak runs it it's pretty lot"
"Really I think his memes are shit"
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zak

A DICK HEADDDDD
ZAK IS A FUCKING DICK HEADDD
by CAREBRO February 26, 2020
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Zak

A handsome NBL (natural born leader) who continues to wonder of what's beyond the world whiles having amazing sex!

Has the voice of a real alpha that stops everything in its track when speaking. So eloquent yet smiles and laughter. A clean cut lifestyle. Loyal to their cause, faith and relationships. A great lover and has been blessed with a perfectly sculptured dick and body.

Perfect lips for smiles kisses and oral sex.
Does money make you happy?

No but zak does and hes all I want.
by Caitlyn-comeflywithme May 15, 2020
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zak junior

He is one of the amazing guys out there so athletic and handsome he will do anything for his loved ones and he got rejected by his crush and stopped talking to girls!!
I know that zak junior is amazing hooper
by Hamdi Kama June 2, 2020
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