Zack

Zack is an ordinary guy who cannot get a grip on reality, he lives in a world where liberals are bad and vegans are the enemy, he is very racist and very discoloured, he looks like a walking box of melted pastels and preforms like a sloth on go slow, his skill in bed is something beyond non existant and his lack of self respect is uncanning and a turn off, he has no clue wether he is actually better off dead than living in this hell he calls home, he has many friends who make fun of him and can't take a joke in return which makes Zack easily aggressive and uncontrollably sweaty in fortnite, he is known as the tall self depreciating cunt that scares girls away with his ogre stench from never washing himself, he has contracted many diseases and is a walking virus

Zack is a cunt
Zack should not talk to anybody

Zack is actually crying with laughter

Grace read this

by notZackintheshacK July 10, 2019

zack a roo

a rare mix of a Zack and a kangaroo. is also known for his head to look like a chode

the Zack a roo can only be found staring at peoples ass

by Killerflash25 March 23, 2017

ugly zack

the least majestic species of zacks. They often get yelled at for no reason and are a big try hard at basketball. The most annoying out of the friend group and often try to fit it but gets bullied. they are irrelevant, talkative, (in the bad way).

Ugly zack: guys my mom died
Ellison: shut up ugly zack.

by Ellison_hates_ugly_zacks June 8, 2019

Zack

A horny creep who sleeps with a lot of women, most of whom are very ugly and annoying.

At bar:
"Hey has anyone seen Gollum from lord of the rings?"

"Yea, I think it went home with Zack"

by Wavyboi69 November 20, 2016

Zack perry

The family reunion no one wants to go too

U are a zack perry

by Due duck May 30, 2017

zack merrick

Bassist for All Time Low. He is a very good bassist, known for his Diddy Kong Stomp while playing. Usually seen working out and drinking protein shakes.

Hey look at Zack Merrick! hes Diddy Kong stomping all over the place

by Ryan C L March 10, 2010

Zack Fair

the main character in final fantasy: crisis core. Was Aeriths first boyfriend before... you know he and Aerith died... :/
A second Class SOLDIER in the beginning of the game. Joined SOLDIER in hopes of becoming a hero.

"embrace your dreams." - said by just about everyone in this game

"so... does this make me a hero?" - Zack Fair

Whats your dream? To make 1st?
Zack: no. To become a hero.
Impossible dreams are best.
Zack: uh, thanks...

"so you wanna be in soldier? Hang in there." - Zack Fair to Cloud

"we're friends... right?" Zack Fair to Cloud

"CLOUD! RUUUUN!" Zack Fair to Cloud

Tseng: your gonna save Zacks life. I have 88 letters for him.
Cissnei: I know. I havent even told him my real name.

by geostigma June 20, 2008