yeet yourself

a better way of implying suicide.

“did you hear Kevin passed away? he yeeted himself”
“that’s awful, suicide is such an epidemic”
—-
“go yeet yourself!”

by icyberalex January 29, 2020

Don't ever play yourself

A phrase used to warn somebody not to reveal weaknesses that they might have such as planning their own surprise party or eating a McDonalds after working out. Dj Khaled is the spokesperson for not playing yourself.

-"I miss my bitch so much, I want her back homie."
Reply: "Nigga you broke up with her. Don't ever play yourself man."

by Keith Conlan September 11, 2016

Love yourself

Being comfortable with who you are, and loving who you are.

Jesus said the greatest commandment is to love God and Love your neighbor as you love yourself.

by SaintNothing September 13, 2017

Rope Yourself

The advising to one another of killing yourself by hanging, usually in response to bad news or extreme boredom, and often used in conjunction with ASAP

*over the phone*
"Mate I've just blocked the only toilet at my girlfriends dads house, And I can't leave for another few hours..."

"Rope yourself ASAP mate"

by I HUNT KIDS July 13, 2016

iming yourself

When you are bored and have no friends, so you start a chat with yourself.

benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?

Person walks by, looks at screen, "Dude, stop iming yourself!"

by D0M1N8 June 24, 2010

fuddle yourself up

"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.

The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.

Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.

Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.

If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.

by ernest fuser November 23, 2010

zuck yourself

a blessing and a curse at the same time, although the emphasis can be placed on one versus the other depending on the context. a blessing because mark zuckerburg made himself a bazillionaire. a curse because it rhymes with the F word and can be said with the same emphasis.

as in "go ZUCK yourself, genius" (said sarcastically to someone that's being a jackass but you still would like to be kind)

as in "you go girl - go zuck yourself" (said with a pretend magic wand as in "go make yourself bazillionaire")

by eSoulBB November 24, 2011