Skip to main content

Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
by tropical January 4, 2023
mugGet the Russian yoga mug.

street yoga

When you someone doing the free range perc 30 dance, the heroin lean, or if you’re just so blessed, the “combo mambo” with a side of chakra
Oh damn bro… spiritual meditation sesh. Street yoga yogi master is mastering the work life balance.
by 2esea February 9, 2023
mugGet the street yoga mug.
Related Words

Fish Juice Yoga

A new yoga sensation on the verge of taking Europe by storm. Although its exact origins are unclear it is believed to have been created in woodlands near Kent, a county in the south of England, after years of dedication by an experimental yoga prodigy. Testing even for the most experienced yoga enthusiast and consisting of some unique moves fish juice yoga is the next big thing to hit the yoga world.
Fish Juice Yoga position include but not limited to: - (Video links to come)

Electric Eel (traditionally involves lots of shaking)
Clam Without Pearl (Thrusting and stretching legs as much as possible)
Clam With Pearl (Same as without pearl but arms must be crossed the whole time)
Stuck Turtle (Like a dog scratching it's back on a carpet)
Panicking Salmon (similar to Electric Ell but involves horizontal movement across the floor)
Peaceful Sea Horse (Full body stretch while moving back and forth on the tips of toes)
by Liot October 2, 2013
mugGet the Fish Juice Yoga mug.

yoga

The indian traditional exercises to keep you fit, healthy, hot and sexy.
Just do it 15 min. In morning or evening.
This can heal your any disease or injury.
A- Hey, how can you run, though you couldn't stand up after that accident.
B- Yoga saved me bro.
by vicks April 1, 2013
mugGet the yoga mug.

Yogart

An unexpected emission of gas from the anus during a yoga class.
I need a new yoga studio. I dropped the biggest yogart today. Totally ruined savasana.
by Grute Man October 6, 2015
mugGet the Yogart mug.

Yordana

Pretty Hispanic girl with a hot ass body but always has a boyfriend
You see that girl right there

Oh yeah she looks like a yordana
by Vibe-man100 September 18, 2016
mugGet the Yordana mug.

yogasm

When you have an enhanced orgasm by sleeping with someone from your yoga class, the climax of the tantric yoga experience. Made popular by the character Samantha on Sex in the City, who was so horny that she left yoga class with another student to go fuck.
That was an awesome yogasm! The side crow pose is really paying off!
by Laurenita June 26, 2005
mugGet the yogasm mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email