forty yard fake out

A woman that looks good at an average distance of forty yards, but upon closer inspection wouldnt get fucked by any self-respecting man. See also It.

"Holy shit! I thought she was hot, but it's a forty yard fake out."

by SlickWilly January 17, 2004

Bitches In The Yard

Descriptive Noun. The state of having so many bitches, haters, or douchebags following oneself at all times that they begin to accumulate in one's yard.

Person A: Jesus Christ, dude. That's a whole lot of haters following you around lately.

Person B: I know, man. (sighs) Bitches in the yard, bitches in the yard.

by EamonsGotJokes September 21, 2011

yardsale

to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

that two-planker is having a yardsale down there

by Eternity May 28, 2003

the whole nine yards

Giving it all, taken from WW2 B-17 gunners who had a string of bullets that fed into their guns that measured nine yards long

Give them the whole nine yards.

by Barnes 199 May 26, 2006

Yard bomb

A pile of dog crap that isn't picked up by its owner and is instead left to be stepped in.

My asshole neighbor never picks up his dogs droppings. Instead he leaves them behind and waits for unknowing people to step on the yard bombs.

by LZ 822 August 19, 2012

yarda

Someone who is incompetent with no clue on what they are doing, half-assed. Usually in the motor trade, yet lacks severly in quality.

That bloke is a yarda, he can't even start the car.
The guy who worked on my car is such a yarda.

by Robbarelli October 9, 2007

The Yard

The quad or general outdoor gathering place on a college campus, particularly a historical black college.

I'll meet y'all out on the yard after class.

There's going to be a step show on the yard after the game.

by nough shame July 8, 2011