Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)
Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.
by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009
Get the pissing into the windmug. Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.
by SodaFountain January 20, 2021
Get the Bristles in the Windmug. while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.
I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.
by SirBobbius December 25, 2021
Get the Wind Duelingmug. by soraggedyann June 5, 2018
Get the Pussy to the Windmug. 
"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
by Bucketofwind August 16, 2017
Get the bucket of windmug. by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011
Get the Wind shitmug.