by hoe-ly September 9, 2021
Get the mylesmug. hes a really really cool friend and person and ukelele player and saxophone and electric guitar player who is NOT BAD LOOKING he looks good with his hair up and down regardless of what some other people see he shouldnt care what they think because they are obviously wrong and he should listen to his friend Elsie Kilmer the bass player that he looks good
by Elsiekilmr January 6, 2023
Get the Myles Closemug. He is a very funny guy that confused for being gay because all the homies want him even though he doesn't want them. He struggles to get women to not like him, and has to act silly and goofy so they dont swarm him all at once.
by Mylesbutbetter May 1, 2024
Get the Mylesmug. When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
Get the Myles Standish Turkey Sandwichmug. by NotATakenUsername May 12, 2022
Get the Mylesmug. Streetwalker #1: I
Look at that dude walking, he is so delicious I wish I could find my dream man so I can get off the street
Streetwalker #2: yeah it's too bad the the working men are mostly all gay because I'm always wishing I could be a Myles and Nicole.
Look at that dude walking, he is so delicious I wish I could find my dream man so I can get off the street
Streetwalker #2: yeah it's too bad the the working men are mostly all gay because I'm always wishing I could be a Myles and Nicole.
by Coldheartedloveslessthanthree March 3, 2024
Get the Myles and nicolemug. A person that always thinks he is right and changes peoples words into helping them. Keeps anything, finds an exuse for anything that he does. sometimes a real bitch.
by 7876567898765678 February 24, 2022
Get the Mylesmug.