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Wilburing

Earlier Johnny was wilburing
by EphemeralCure June 27, 2021
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WILBUR

A very sexy man with a badonkadonk. All men want to be him and all women want him.
Wilbur gives me a raging boner.
by anonymous September 16, 2021
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Wilburing

To skip all of the story in any video game
Guy 1: Hey, what did you think of the ending to the new assassins creed?
Guy 2: I didn't care. I was just Wilburing my way through
by SwigittySwoogity June 19, 2016
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Wilbur soot

Wilbur soot is my 6+ft tall cat and he has gone Missing, he has medium brown fluffy hair with a reciding hair line and he sings.

Sorry for bad speling I’m dyslexic
Wilbur- meow
Me- awh how adorable are you wilbur soot
by Kade katz November 21, 2021
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Wilbur

Wilbur is my servers mascot
Wilbur is really cool
by Wilburhasfallen April 21, 2021
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Wilbur

verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .
I Wilbured these extra sugar packets from Starbuck's.
by Jlohm October 1, 2018
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Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.
Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.
by saucegodguap June 5, 2018
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