Pussy Whooped

A man who attempts to win female affection by showering her with anything she wants, thus allowing a bitch to take advantage of him because he doesn't have the spine to stand up for himself for fear of missing out on pussy. Because he has made an internal commitment to enslave himself to "what pussy wants, pussy gets," when she demands, he complies. Such a guy gives the impression to outsiders that he is carrying a vagina between his legs rather than a penis.

Darrell and Jenny are going shopping again. This is the 5th time this week! Dude, he's so pussy whooped it ain't funny.

by morpheus30 January 19, 2018

whoops

when you accidentally sneeze and your dads ashes fly away

mom:honey where is your dad
Tim: I did a whoops

by yoyungsu123 February 2, 2022

Whoopdee Doo

1. A term expressing joy or excitement about something.

2. Used sarcastically, means the exact opposite.

3. To give a- To care about something, usu. used in place of "fuck".

-Hey, isn't that the guy who played cadet #3 in Star Trek 2?

-Whoopdee Doo.

by Basilisk December 15, 2004

Shoop Da Whoop

The moment on the event horizon of a Lazor at which critical energy mass has been reached, and makes the lazor no longer able to be swallowed. Thus, the lazor may no longer be turned into a royal rainbow, and the firin' of teh lazor is imminent. Occurs at the moment of the last syllable of the phrase "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR."

SHOOP DA WHOOP! IMA FIRIN MAH LAZEBLAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

by TheMobiusMan August 27, 2009

whooped

adj. The state of having been beaten down.

see pwned

By the end of fencing class Emily was so whooped by Whitney that she cried. Whitney laughed because Emily is a bitch.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

diet whoopass

sugar-free ass kicking

Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!

by Simon and Chester December 4, 2003

Whoopie Cushion

While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.

Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."

by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009